Brazenly stolen from Katrina's Blog...

The MeMe of Three (stolen from ww)

Things that scare me:

1. Snakes
   
2. Becoming anything like my parents
   
3. Our Current Government (and by proxy, the religious power structure of the US)
   

People who make me laugh:

1. Stephen Lynch
   
2. Lewis Black
   
3. Carlos Mencia

Things I hate the most:

1. Christians that feel everyone is in need of saving, and by that logic, are inferior
   
2. Work
3. The elite nature that seems to follow so many people based on their views or beliefs
   

Things I don’t understand:

1. How Kevin Costner keeps getting work
   
2. Why is Paris Hilton popular
   
3. How can we have so many nutjobs wanting to blow up other people and kill presidents, yet we can't get one whacko to take care of that church in Kansas that protests military funerals (by their twisted belief, soldiers are killed in Iraq because God hates gays)
   

Things I am doing right now:

1. Not working
   
2. Trying to look like I'm working
   
3. Filling out this survey...
   

Things I want to do before I die:

1. Build a scale replica of a LEGO Castle and mideval town
   
2. Get one of my stories published
   
3. Take a spaceflight (ten years ago, this seemed like a pipe dream, it's getting more and more realistic as time goes on... I'm hoping true orbital flights are possible by the time I'm 50, and hopefully I'm not dead by then)
   

Things I can do:

1. Write
2. Sing (though I abjectly lie about that at work, and tell everyone their ears will start bleeding if I was to sing)
   
3. Cook
   

Ways to describe my personality:

1. "Confident"
   
2. Opinionated
3. Abstract
   

Things I can’t do:

1. Decide on what I want to do with my life
   
2. Finish a story
   
3. Keep a plant alive
   

Things I think you should listen to:

1. Advice from someone that's been through your situation before
   
2. The Police (and by that, I mean Police officers, not Sting's self righteous band)
   
3. Podcasts from people that have been fired from major news outlets for refusing to pander to politicians or celebrities
   

Things you should never listen to:

1. Oasis
2. The Government
   
3. How a celebrity, musician, actor, or reality TV star feels about politics, life, money, or just about anything else
   

Things I’d like to learn:

1. How to fix a car
   
2. How to animate 3D characters and figures
   
3. How to play guitar
   

Favorite foods:

1. Meat (let's just leave it at that... I simply like almost any variety of meat, save a few)
   
2. Blueberries
3. Soup (again, several types)
   

Beverages I drink regularly:

1. Soda (currently of the diet variety)
   
2. Milk
3. Water

TV shows I watched as a kid:

1. Transformers
2. G.I. Joe
   
3. Muppet Babies