I was reading a friend's blog, and decided that perhaps, just perhaps, it was time for me to break down and actually update my blog. I know, I know... that would break all sorts of precedence and perhaps usher in the end of all civilization, but quite frankly, civilization blows, and could use a good armageddon or two.

Though, really, why would you honestly give a rats ass about what I think? Hopefully you wouldn't, you're just reading it for a laugh, a diversion, or something similar. If you do give a rats ass what I say, please organize a money-based cult, and tithe 40% of all your earnings directly to me, via PayPal. If you truly love me, you will do this.

But really, the question will be what will my whole Blog be about? Politics? Naw, what's the fun in that. Video Games? There are a couple gajillion sites out there that cover that (plus, any time writing about games is time taken away from playing games). Current events? That'd mean I'd have to start following them. No, I think I'll stick to my tried and true subject: nothing in particular.